March 2012
February 2012
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"You're quite bitter for a guy with such a...
A guy have just told me this, I’m in shock.
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If you see some grammatical or orthographic errors...
No vale para Eric.
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A kid teasing my dogs
Juan: Hey kid, you wanna play with them ?
Kid: No
Juan: Well. stop provoking and teasing them cause the next time I hear or see you doing it, I will open the door and see how they play with you and I will not be responsible of what they do you, cause it seems they don't like you too much.
Kid ... runs
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My wish … I want to die
– My great grandmother 95th birthday wish
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Estoy a nada de matar por unos tacos de chicharrón, aguacate, salsa y un poco de frijoles, pese a que me acabo de terminar 2 hamburguesas relativamente grandes y aún tengo hambre. Siempre estaré timbón.
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Lesbians making out grosely infront of me.
She invited her girlfriend to dinner. My mother accepted … I can’t even take a guy home. Wait … I don’t have one.
I hope the fridge is full cause I’m about to eat all my bitterness and then throw it up after watching this lesbos. They are so corny.
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update:
My mother isn’t going to travel, My father still is in a ship in the middle of the Mexican Gulf and I’ve been stood up. And nothing for my lesbian sister. Yay.
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Suddenly ...
Like if it was magic my parents house is clean, neat and shinny. I didn’t clean it, the house keeper hasn’t come in several weeks, my mother cleaning, bitch please … Oh yeah, my mom is going on out for the weekend, my father is somewhere in the middle of the Mexican Gulf working and I hope (haven’t called yet) to go out tonight, so that means that : My little lesbian...